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Healthy Sex Education Video

Forget whatever video you saw in fifth or sixth grade… This is the only sex education video you need to see.

The video puts “porn sex” into perspective, which subsequently will make you feel much better about your own fruits and vegetables.

My key takeaway: vaginas are weird.

Happy National Coming Out Day!

Happy National Coming Out Day!

If you’re in the closet and thinking about coming out… Today’s the day!

 

Anderson Cooper did it.

 

Jim Parsons did, too. And he doesn’t care.

 

Neither does Jane Lynch.

 

it took time, but Lance Bass finally came out of his doll box closet.

 

So did Neil Patrick Harris. Rock on!

 

Listen, the hardest part is telling your parents.

 

At first, they might think it’s just a phase.

 

It’s not.

 

Some may think it makes them cool. It does.

 

But, most parents just don’t care.

 

Because…

 

In the end, your parents will always love you.

 

Next, tell your friends.

 

They probably already know.

 

Your friends also don’t care.

 

I mean… Britney went gay once.

 

Almost twice.

 

And we all know about Ricky Martin.

 

Simply put… Just be proud of who you are!

 

Congratulations on being out! Next up… Equality for all.

 

And remember… It gets better!

Lady Gaga Too Tired After VMAs To Open Car Door

After Lady Gaga bust her bare ass off on the MTV VMA stage, the absolute last thing she wanted to do was open a car door for herself. 

Makes total sense, right?

Here we see her go in for the grab like a normal person until she realizes

 

“Fuck it, I’m Lady Gaga! I live for the applause… Get that damn door for me!”

lady gaga car door

 

To be fair, she was probably tired from dancing during the entire broadcast…

Lady Gaga VMA GIFs

Lady Gaga VMA GIFs

Lady Gaga VMA GIFs

Lady Gaga VMA GIFs

Lady Gaga VMA GIFs

Finally! We Can All Relate to Lady Gaga Now!

Lady Gaga, like the rest of the world, is excited for new Britney music on September 17!

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Let the countdown to new Britney music begin!

 

Gaga’s like…

Yay! New Britney music in 26 days!

 

Britney’s like…

Aww! You’re sweet!

 

Gaga’s like…

So, do you like my new song “Applause”?

 

Britney’s like…

Hmmm…

 

Gaga’s like…

It’s okay… You’re the Queen!

 

Britney’s like…

Duh! Obviously!

You definitely don’t have the X Factor.