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Auto Correct + Old Hashtags = Disaster

This is definitely my most embarrassing auto correct to date…

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Happy National Coming Out Day!

Happy National Coming Out Day!

If you’re in the closet and thinking about coming out… Today’s the day!

 

Anderson Cooper did it.

 

Jim Parsons did, too. And he doesn’t care.

 

Neither does Jane Lynch.

 

it took time, but Lance Bass finally came out of his doll box closet.

 

So did Neil Patrick Harris. Rock on!

 

Listen, the hardest part is telling your parents.

 

At first, they might think it’s just a phase.

 

It’s not.

 

Some may think it makes them cool. It does.

 

But, most parents just don’t care.

 

Because…

 

In the end, your parents will always love you.

 

Next, tell your friends.

 

They probably already know.

 

Your friends also don’t care.

 

I mean… Britney went gay once.

 

Almost twice.

 

And we all know about Ricky Martin.

 

Simply put… Just be proud of who you are!

 

Congratulations on being out! Next up… Equality for all.

 

And remember… It gets better!

Finally! We Can All Relate to Lady Gaga Now!

Lady Gaga, like the rest of the world, is excited for new Britney music on September 17!

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Let the countdown to new Britney music begin!

 

Gaga’s like…

Yay! New Britney music in 26 days!

 

Britney’s like…

Aww! You’re sweet!

 

Gaga’s like…

So, do you like my new song “Applause”?

 

Britney’s like…

Hmmm…

 

Gaga’s like…

It’s okay… You’re the Queen!

 

Britney’s like…

Duh! Obviously!

You definitely don’t have the X Factor.