It’s almost time…
To celebrate my 26th birthday!
And you’re invited!
But to be completely honest…
This is how I feel:
It’s like totally okay, though.
I mean… This was Britney at 26:
And this is me:
I’d say I’m doing pretty great!
I recently started a new job.
I now have Will in my life.
I’m still skinny.
And I’ve got amazing friends.
So to kick off another great year.
I invite you to join me.
Choreographed Britney dances.
And lots of smiles and laughs.
So, I hope you say:
If I had to guess, I’d say that Ellen DeGeneres’ favorite holiday is Halloween! Take a look at Ellen’s epic Nicki Minaj costume this year! I mean… Those boobs!
Furthermore, she gets a rush our of scaring guests on her show throughout the entire year. Take a look at some of her most memorable scares:
There was Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift again.
And the list of guests goes on and on and on.
Of all the people Ellen has scared over the past few years, my favorite, year-after-year, is her writer Amy. Each Halloween, Ellen sends Amy to a haunted house and films her fear. Amy’s reactions are
similar to mine always worth a good laugh.
Check out Amy’s haunted house adventures from the last four years:
2013: Universal Studios Walked Dead Tour
2012: Haunted Hallway at Ellen’s Studio
2011: The Queen Mary’s Dark Harbor
2010: Universal Studios Hollywood Haunted House
I hope you enjoyed Ellen’s tricks on Amy as a little treat!
Happy National Coming Out Day!
If you’re in the closet and thinking about coming out… Today’s the day!
Anderson Cooper did it.
Jim Parsons did, too. And he doesn’t care.
Neither does Jane Lynch.
it took time, but Lance Bass finally came out of his
doll box closet.
So did Neil Patrick Harris. Rock on!
Listen, the hardest part is telling your parents.
At first, they might think it’s just a phase.
Some may think it makes them cool. It does.
But, most parents just don’t care.
In the end, your parents will always love you.
Next, tell your friends.
They probably already know.
Your friends also don’t care.
I mean… Britney went gay once.
And we all know about Ricky Martin.
Simply put… Just be proud of who you are!
Congratulations on being out! Next up… Equality for all.
And remember… It gets better!
Carrie Underwood is hot. Like really hot.
Lucky for us, her talent compliments her looks.
Check out Carrie’s performance of “Paradise City” at this years Country Music Awards Music Festival in Nashville.
Whether you like country music or not, let’s all agree on one thing… Carrie Underwood is basically perfect.
After Lady Gaga bust her
bare ass off on the MTV VMA stage, the absolute last thing she wanted to do was open a car door for herself.
Makes total sense, right?
Here we see her go in for the grab
like a normal person until she realizes…
“Fuck it, I’m Lady Gaga! I live for the applause… Get that damn door for me!”
To be fair, she was probably tired from dancing during the entire broadcast…
You have to see
this video these GIFs (update: the original video has been removed from YouTube by Viacom).
It’s pretty clear that Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez hate Miley Cyrus. They can’t help but laugh at her tasteless performance, which actually makes me like both of them even more.
Stars, they’re just like us.
Taylor’s like… “I can’t. I’m so innocent.”
Then Taylor’s like… “Wait, is she for real?”
Then Taylor, Selena and everyone in the world was like… “Holy fuck! Did she just…?”
And, of course, Rihanna was like… “Bitch is trash.”
Check out my Instagram feed on the right for photos and videos from inside the VMAs.
The 2013 MTV Video Music Awards are less than a week away and I can’t wait!
To celebrate this year’s VMAs, I’m counting down my top five VMA moments over the past few years.
VMA MOMENT #2:
The infamous Britney Spears and Madonna kiss (when everyone forgot who Christina Aguilera was) from the 2003 VMAs.
As a video…
And as a GIF…
And as a picture…
Click here for VMA MOMENT #3.
Click here for VMA MOMENT #4.
Click here for VMA MOMENT #5.
The 2013 MTV VMAs will air live on Sunday, August 25 at 9 p.m. from the Barclays Center in Brooklyn with performances by Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Miley Cyrus, Robin Thicke, Katy Perry, Kanye West and Justin Timberlake.
Lady Gaga, like the rest of the world, is excited for new Britney music on September 17!
Let the countdown to new Britney music begin!
Yay! New Britney music in 26 days!
Aww! You’re sweet!
So, do you like my new song “Applause”?
It’s okay… You’re the Queen!
You definitely don’t have the X Factor.
I don’t know how to best describe GIF Dance Party other than saying you just gotta do it.
Check it out: GIF Dance Party