It’s almost time…

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To celebrate my 26th birthday!

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And you’re invited!

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But to be completely honest…

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This is how I feel:

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It’s like totally okay, though.

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I mean… This was Britney at 26:

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And this is me:

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I’d say I’m doing pretty great!

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I recently started a new job.

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I now have Will in my life.

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I’m still skinny.

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And I’ve got amazing friends.

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So to kick off another great year.

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I invite you to join me.

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For drinks.

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Choreographed Britney dances.

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And lots of smiles and laughs.

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Basically:

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So, I hope you say:

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Because:

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Healthy Sex Education Video

Forget whatever video you saw in fifth or sixth grade… This is the only sex education video you need to see.

The video puts “porn sex” into perspective, which subsequently will make you feel much better about your own fruits and vegetables.

My key takeaway: vaginas are weird.

New Music: Peter Thomas featuring Betty Who “All of You”

Betty Who is back!

I’ve been patiently waiting for new Betty music and it’s finally here! “All of You” was well worth the wait and is the perfect extension to Betty’s previous releases and maintains her catchy, 80’s pop-inspired sound.

If you haven’t heard Betty Who’s EP, The Movement, give it a listen here!

Check out Peter Thomas’ “All of You” featuring Betty Who. 

 

New Music: Neon Jungle “Trouble”

I loved this song and the group the second they started performing during the 2013 Victoria Secret Fashion Show.

Neon Jungle is a British girl group that hasn’t quite made it in the United States yet. Hopefully their performance during the 2013 Victoria Secret Fashion Show will create buzz and earn them some notoriety.

I’m a fan! I already can’t get enough of this song. 

Check out Neon Jungle’s “Trouble.” 

New Music: Britney Jean Review

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Here’s my song-by-song review (although somewhat bias) in 140 characters or less of Britney Spears‘ eighth album, Britney Jean.

1. Alien
Great song. Haunting vocals. Contagious lyrics. Definitely not Oops 2.0, but good in its own grown up way. Prefer leaked version better.

2. Work Bitch
After listening to the entire album, I think this was a weird first single to release. Especially “for the gays.” Good, but not my fave.

3. Perfume
It took me a while to warm up to Perfume (because I wear cologne), but… I do like it. Vocals are really strong. Lyrics are kinda dumb.

4. It Should Be Easy
Britney? No. Basically auto tune featuring will.i.am. However, I like the verses. “Million billion” gets me every time.

5. Tik Tik Boom
One of the best songs on the album. Should have been first single. Has mass appeal. Much more gay friendly. Less auto tune than normal.

6. Body Ache
The name suggests this song has potential, but it’s just okay. Not the best intro. The first verse is the best. Bad chorus. Okay beat.

7. Til It’s Gone
I liked Til It’s Gone the first time I heard it. Great beat with good lyrics. The intro verse pulls you in immediately. Vegas set list?

8. Passenger
Enter Jesus… The first of a few where Godney comes out, literally. Passenger is good, not great. Vocals are odd. Grew on me over time.

9. Chillin’ With You
IMHO… Maybe one of the dumbest songs I’ve ever heard. Fun and cute collaboration, but it fell flat. Not memorable or exciting.

10. Don’t Cry
Mid tempo ballad. Not bad, but not great. Britney speaks Spanish during the chorus (kinda). TBH… More relatable than Perfume.

11. Brightest Morning Star
And… More Jesus. I was depressed after first listening, but Brightest Morning Star has grown on me. Take it as you will. It is what it is.

12. Hold On Tight
I mean… The Deluxe Holy Edition? Song is, yet again, about Jesus. Strongest Britney vocals of the album, though. Amen.

13. Now That I Found You
Hands down my favorite song on the album. Great beat, great lyrics and great vocals. Should be a single. Club worthy.

14. Perfume (The Dreaming Mix)
No, no. Just no. The original is just okay as it is. Why slow it down? I could have done without this one… Sorry, Britney!

Overall, Britney Jean is okay. I’m not obsessed with any particular song (or songs) which makes me a little sad and suicidal. I was hoping for something better and more… Britney.

The album is also very far from being “personal,” which is how Britney has described it in countless interviews. Not sure if she’s even listened to the album. I can’t help but wonder what the album would have been like if will.i.am didn’t produce it… No one will ever know (unless tracks leak).

I’d say buy the album and give it a listen. Don’t get me wrong… There are a handful of good songs. Some diamonds in the rough, if you will.

Britney Jean is available in both deluxe and standard editions on iTunes.

New Music: will.i.am “Feelin’ Myself” featuring Miley Cyrus and Wiz Khalifa

I’m feelin’ this song! I hate to admit it because she’s fucking crazy and over sexualized and annoying, but… Miley’s on a roll, IMHO.

Check out will.i.am’s “Feelin’ Myself” featuring Miley Cyrus and Whiz Khalifa.